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Song Parodies -> "You Throw Just Like A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Woman"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"You Throw Just Like A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, baseball is now in their Inter-League Meetings where every team tries to make moves and trades that will put them in the World Series in the coming season...BUT...some of them will end up like THIS team...listen to their poor Manager's lament...
It looks like we'll lose this game
Tonight we have blown the lead again
Everybody knows, no one here can close
Jeez, these guys aren't as good as semi-pros
Not one throws a good curve

We've got a lousy bullpen, yes, it's true
All their ERA's are above "10"; man, they're screwed
All these guys throw just like they're women
And not one of them throws a good curve

I clearly see a trend
We'll be last in our division again
Our batters aren't too good; rarely ball hits wood
Outfielder's just don't catch fly balls that they should
First it's dropped; thrown to the wrong base in the dirt

We've lost our last eleven, yes, we have
and before that our last twenty-seven; we're so bad
That our fans attend the games drunken
I must duck the bottles that they hurl


Gave up "8" runs in the first
and then "6" more - I just cursed
It was as I feared
Then I brought in Ted Hurst
he did worse
he walked six straight men
and I realized then
Soon would be when...

I would get the 'boot'
Was clear; did not have to be astute
And I must confess; prob'ly for the best
We're in disarray, this team's a mess
We're so lousy; so pathetic that it hurts

We're last in our division, yes, we are
and our fans now boo in derision
And our new GM makes real poor decisions
I don't think we could beat a team of girls

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 20

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Ashkicksass - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm officially offended at the whole "you throw like a girl thing" but I still giggled straight through. Take 15 bases...
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash - Hey, it's just the Manager speaking - you know how those guys can be...thanks!
alvin rhodes - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
clever concept and wordplay...nice job...5s
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...
Peregrin - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Paul
Stuart McArthur - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, another fuuny idea and take on the original title, Paul - good one - 555
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Stu & Per (hmmm..."Stu-per", sounds like my usual parody writing state), Thanks!
Jeff Reuben - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering where Ponson ended up =)
Paul Robinson - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff...

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