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Song Parodies -> "Blubber Brawl"

Original Song Title:

"Rubber Ball"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vee

Parody Song Title:

"Blubber Brawl"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

All about Sumo wrestling
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Chubby sprawl, many ounces smackin’ you
Hoo-ah-hoo-hoo

I’m like a tubby squall, a wall of my ham to you (bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncin’)
Wear a very small, fuzzy thong, mawashi – ooh, it’s blue (bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncin’)
You . . . flounce your lard around (you’ll be leavin’ with a frown)
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you

If you push and shove and you spin, rebuff my snare,
It’s your tush I’ll harm, I’ll breach your fatty lair,
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you

(Instrumental)

I’ll . . . pounce with fart, confound (you’ll be grieving, no more crown)
And like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Hoo-ah-ooh-ooh
Bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncing,
Bouncy, bouncy, pouncin’, trouncing,
Eeh-ah-eeh-eeh

I’m like a Baby Grand, stand like a boulder when I crap,
And my prostate gland, it was a-smartin’ from my wrap,
You go and . . . sieze me ‘til I bawl in pain (you maul, apply some smother, sly strain)
But like a
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ whackin’ you
Blubber brawl, many ounces smackin’ you
Blubber brawl, I am bouncin’ back to you
(Repeat as it fades out)

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blackjack21 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Talk about some heavy duty slam-dancing! That was pretty funny, 555.
Andria - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Couldn't tell if this was about sumo wrestling or two morbidly obese dudes fighting, but it was very good overall. You made an annoying song into a good one.
Fiddlegirl - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A while back at work, someone rented a couple of those padded Sumo suits for mock wrestling matches-- what a riot! (It's really hard to move around in them!)
John Barry - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Laughed my mawashi off!
Leo Keough - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
A lighthearted take on a very weighty subject!!!...555!!!
Guy - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Tim1K - Sumo is big in Japan - hell it's big anywhere. My mind immediately went back to Japan when I read this. Sumo was on the TV all the time. These guys are like fattened live stock. Sumo wrestlers are organized into groups called of all things "Stables".. There are about 40 established sumo stables across Japan.

This gets 555 on the "banzuke". I can't accurately describe the mental images I got while reading this but they were funny and odd. Well done.
Timmy1000 - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Blackjack, Andria, FG, John, Leo and Guy. FG, I've seen those mock matches and they are pretty funny; I didn't try it because the suits were all rubber and smelled pretty bad. Guy, I remember seeing some of this on ESPN once - pretty interesting and matches don't last long. It is huge in Japan.

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