-> "He's Barry Bonds (and you're not)"
Original Song Title:
"I Fought the Law"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Barry Bonds (and you're not)"
Parody Written by:
The Nag
The Lyrics
Shagging flies, in the warm sun --
He's Barry Bonds and you're not.
He's Barry Bonds, so you'll watch.
Reporters want a comment, and he has none --
He's Barry Bonds and they're not.
He's Barry Bonds so, Get Lost!
(Bridge) He left the weight room and the running track,
And went to creams and shots.
He got the best stuff that BALCO had --
He's Barry Bonds and we're not.
He's Barry Bonds and, got caught.
More than seven hundred -- home runs!
He's Barry Bonds and you're not.
He's Barry Bonds and, that's a lot.
Waits for his pitch, then launches one --
He's Barry Bonds and he rocks.
He's Barry Bonds and, he walks.
(Bridge) Whitey Ford used to cut the ball,
And Gaylord cheated gobs.
So how come they're both in the Hall?
He's Barry Bonds and they're not.
He's Barry Bonds and, they're... what (white)?
(Bonus Bridge) I'll miss old Barry and his many flaws --
I'll think he'll cut and run.
He hit the best shots I ever saw!
He's Barry Bonds and I'm not.
He's Barry Bonds and, I'm bummed!
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