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Song Parodies -> "Tony Robbins"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

Original Performer:

Bobby Day

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Robbins"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

He walks on the coal-tops all the way calm
Strutting like it’s nothin’ and a-WOWing the throng
All the “little pigs” on Tony’s feet
Hate the smell of bacon squealin’ EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!

Tony Robbins (EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!)
Tony Robbins (EEEE! EEEE! EEEE!)
Hey! Tony Robbins will you really Fire Walk tonight?

Every Kenneth Blanchard (1), every Andrew Weil (2)
Every guru left who still has their heels
The corporate suits, The CEO’s
Slapping their backs sayin’ “go man go!”


A kindly Tolly Burkan at a seminar
Taught him how to Fire Walk and he got charged
He started teachin’ others how to walk the coals
And outlined a message how to save their soles

He burns off his toe jam, glad to see it gone
Singeing while their cringing and a-singing this song
Any calluses on Tony’s feet
Will defy the agony of DE FEAT! FEAT!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
sang itself...he's a scary guy
Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
You might even say he's for the birds.
AFW - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff

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