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Song Parodies -> "Pocket Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

Original Performer:

Bobby Day

Parody Song Title:

"Pocket Fighter"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Pocket pocket pocket...fighter
Pocket pocket pocket...fighter
Pocket pocket pocket...fighter
Pocket pocket...fighter

So Ryu's got something,a boxing glove
Pocket-sized a-fighting what a brawler he was
Ken really had a soccer mom
(Ken saying "Shoryuken!") Every brawler is da bomb

Pocket Fighter (Ryu saying "Shinku...Hadoken!")
Pocket Fighter (Ken saying "Shinryuken!")
Play Pocket Fighter,a video game that's dumb

Morrigan being just a nurse
Or maybe a maid it pays to rehearse
Felicia turns into a sasquatch
She's saying "STFU",kick you in the crotch

Pocket Fighter (Morrigan said "Shadow Blade! Soul Fist!")
Pocket Fighter (Ken said "Shoryureppa!")
This is Pocket Fighter,not Mortal Kombat 3 on crack

Is Chun-Li acting just like Jill?
The small real-like bike race is a thrill
The crossing guard could be Chun-Li
The Super Stomping belongs to Zangief

Sakura's no Sailor Moon rip-off
And Tessa the witch is gonna make you cough
Akuma was a barbarian
Dan is really the little boy pink

Pocket Fighter (Chun-Li said "Spinning Bird Kick!")
Pocket Fighter (Sakura said "Shououken!")
It's just Pocket Fighter,my Playstation one's still here

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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2nz - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice. Saying how much you liked it and then saying it was 'dumb' is kind of confusing, though.
Cryptic Wizard - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny! I actually like the game but it's unclear whether or not you do in this song...oh well.
Ben Schuldt - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is funny. Sounds like something you came up with while playing the game for extra amusement.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
555. I own the import of this game on the Sega Saturn.
Christie Marie M - September 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I am such a big fan of Pocket Fighter aka Super Gem Fighter!! I love the way you described the characters and when I sang it, you make it sound catchy! Make some more parodies about fighting games!!

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