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Song Parodies -> "Missed Mass"

Original Song Title:

"Splish Splash"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Missed Mass"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Missed mass, I was takin' a pass
All about a Sabbath day morn
Shooby doo, won't get me in a pew
I got no need to be reborn

Well I don't dig no Father
Don't dig no Son
Don't dig no Ghost, just wanna
Dig in to brunch and so I
Missed mass, don't wanna kiss no ass
As far as we all know there's something fishy goin' on

I was a-passin' on the massin'
Feelin' not like kneelin'
Layin' off the prayin'
Teamin' with the demons, yeah...

Yip yap, it's a big load o' crap
Worshipping some dead hippie guy
Shim sham, what a sweet little scam
Your payoff comes as soon as you die

Well there's the Cath-o-lics and the
Baptists too
Methodists and Muslims and them wacky Hindu
Oh well I
Missed mass, they all just want your cash
I went and put my thinking cap on

I was a-passin' on the massin'
Missin' the ass-kissin'
Rejectin' the collectin'
Layin' off the prayin', yeah...

Had not a smidgen of religion
Rantin' bout the chantin'
Stoppin' stairway shoppin'
Feelin' not like kneelin', yeah.....

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) (say, why is there no "you'll be damned in Hell, sinner!" smiley?)
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen to everything in your song, brother. Hilarious!
Agrimorfee - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hallejuah! 555.
Ravyn Rant - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Teamin' with the demons" it! All fives for you, sinner!
Melhi - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!! I don't watch a lot of Simpsons, but for some reason I was picturing Homer Simpson singing this.
Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude P - Well, hell, I've got to give you 5's for this. Great job - really clever.
Jeff Reuben - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, Claude!
Jack Wilson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Claude Prez - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks everyone! And Melhi, you must've seen the episode where Homer rips his pants and stays home from church and has the BEST DAY EVER (fave line: "Everybody's STUPID but me!")
alvin rhodes - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a masterpiece....funniest one i've read for quite a while... thanks for the laughs
Meriadoc - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's a five tined pitchfork for you Claude!
Bob Gomez - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff here, Claude! You was a-passin' on the massin'! Yes, you wasn't dealin' with the kneelin'! Yeah, you was reprovin' the improvin'! Hey, preferred the brunchin' to the hunchin'! You wasn't rollin' with the soulin', spurnin' all the sermons! Hey-Yeah!!! d;:^)
Johnny D - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo, clever parody, Claude! 5's from this recovering rc.
Claude Prez - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanks Alvin, Merry, Bob, Johnny--some good lines there by the way, Bob; esp liked the brunch/hunch one.

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