-> "Mow'r"
Original Song Title:
"More"
Parody Song Title:
"Mow'r"
The Lyrics
Mow'r,
You're a lot to shove,
Each push I groan..
Mow'r,
Not the kind I love,
A two ton stone..
Mow'r,
Every day there's rain,
Up high, lawns grow
Then, with the sun insane,
Spouse says, "Let's go.."
Mow'r, you're an Albatross
Please break, so in trash, can toss
Hands tight, to your handle graspin',
Walkin', climbin', puffin', gaspin'..
Trim..all the green stuff takes
A too long time
I could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I think I'll..sneak down to the store
Hit my..credit card, and score,
Buy..a brand new ridin' mow'r
Mow'r,
Your a dead bull drag
Fatigues..my mass
Mow'r,
Heavy is your bag
From such tall grass...
Mow'r,
Job's so tough and hard,
And I'm not young
Mow'r,
What a lousy yard,
Stepped in dog dung
Mow'r, please stall out, don't run
Let this..lousy job be done
My butt...it's unwired..draggin'
Painin', strainin', hurtin', saggin'..
Mow'r,
All this green stuff takes
Too dang much time
I..could be on the couch and
Drinkin' wine...
I'm sneakin' to store
With..credit card, I'll score,
Then I'll..only live to ride my mow'r
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