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Song Parodies -> "Hack The Knight"

Original Song Title:

"Mack The Knife"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Hack The Knight"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Oh the wea-sel
Runs and hides, dear
But when cornered
Snarls and fights

Just an " iMac "
Has old Bill Gates, dear
But he keeps it,
(ah) Out of sight!

Ya know when that wea-sel
Goes to court, babe
Fed'ral lawyers
Pant and drool

Fancy shorts, oh,
Has old Bill Gates, babe
So there's never,
Never a trace o'stool

Now in the courtroom
(Huh huh!)
Whooo Monday morning
(Un-huh!)
Lies a laptop
Just oozin' bytes (eek!)
(and) Someone's sneakin'
Round that mo-dem
Could that someone be
Hack The Knight?

There's a new hole
(Huh huh!)
Found in Bill's "Outlook" dontcha know
Where a new Trojan's
Just a droppin' on in
(oh) That Trojan is just,
It's lying in wait, dear
Five'll get ya ten
Ol' Hacky's
Logged back in!

Now d'ja hear 'bout Windows XP?
It disappeared, babe!
After drawin' down
All of Gates' fi-nance!
And now Hacky
Spends just like a sailor
Could it be
Our boy
Stole Billy's pants?

Now Stevie Ballmer
Ho ho, yeah!
Charlie Noski
Ooh, Miss Korologos,
And old William G!
Oh, the fi-ber
Optic's bright, babe,
Now that Hacky's,
Bangin' keys!

I said Stevie Ballmer,
Whoa!
Charlie Noski
Look out to Miss Korologos,
And old William G!
Yes, that fi-ber
Optic's bright, babe!
Now that Hacky's
Bangin' keys!

Look out, old Hacky's BACK!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Adagio - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked that one, Johnny. 5's
Rick D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't quite understand the reference, but well paced.
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Rick!

Rick - "Hack" is just an imaginary composite anti-Microsoft hacker, a kind of "Knight" doing battle with the "Black Knight William of Gates", as it were..... the names referenced in the last two verses are the names of members of Microsoft's Board of Directors.
Royce Miller - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny-a hard song to do the pacing to, and you did it well.
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - Great techie parody. I really liked this one. Very well done, indeed. A must read for a techies, nerds and geeks.
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce and Guy.

Guy - "techies, nerds and geeks" - I like that - they are my people!
Birgitta - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Uber 31it3 Johnny- ;-D
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Birgitta! What does your comment mean in English? "Uber" means "Super" or "Over", but what's the " 31it3 " mean? Just curious!
Birg - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
It's hacker talk for "Elite". The 3's are E's,the 1's-L's. (wink)
Birg - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
P.S....don't worry,I'm not a hacker,lol..I couldn't hack my way out of a wet paper bag. ;-D
Guy - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
OIC - kinda like ID-Ten-Tee (ID-10-T)?
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
No problem, and thanks for the definition, Birg! I'm a hacker only if I get a cold or bronchitis - or if I accidentally inhale cigar smoke when my oldest brother and I are enjoying some Dominicans (Dominican cigars, that is, everybody!).
Paul W. - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent,5's and now want you to do one to GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES, called TECHIES, NERDS AND GEEKS
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul W !
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W - Guy DiRito beat me to it a while ago - here's Guy's parody "Techies, Nerds and Geeks":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/cher10.shtml
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
i got lost on all the computer terms, too, but i agree, this is a hard song to parody and ya did a good job...5...5....5
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin!
Meriadoc - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Just great Johnny! Putting the original 'eek!' after 'oozing bytes' made the whole parody for me!
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry! eek!
Birg - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha Guy! I had to actually STUDY that to "get it" ...hahaha
Jack Wilson - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's!
Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack!
Diva - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't forget to vote this time! =) And I agree that this song is a challenge to parody.. Great Job.
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, Diva.
Martha - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Love this parody .. and a great song too
Arwen - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I haven't been around a lot lately...but I'm tickled to come back to this! It's fabulous! 5s...
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Martha and Arwen!
brian - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
quiero que envientodos los hack de knigth on lina a mi correo leo_vl_92@hotmail.com
not an expert - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
love it

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