Oh the wea-sel
Runs and hides, dear
But when cornered
Snarls and fights

Just an " iMac "
Has old Bill Gates, dear
But he keeps it,
(ah) Out of sight!

Ya know when that wea-sel
Goes to court, babe
Fed'ral lawyers
Pant and drool

Fancy shorts, oh,
Has old Bill Gates, babe
So there's never,
Never a trace o'stool

Now in the courtroom
(Huh huh!)
Whooo Monday morning
(Un-huh!)
Lies a laptop
Just oozin' bytes (eek!)
(and) Someone's sneakin'
Round that mo-dem
Could that someone be
Hack The Knight?

There's a new hole
(Huh huh!)
Found in Bill's "Outlook" dontcha know
Where a new Trojan's
Just a droppin' on in
(oh) That Trojan is just,
It's lying in wait, dear
Five'll get ya ten
Ol' Hacky's
Logged back in!

Now d'ja hear 'bout Windows XP?
It disappeared, babe!
After drawin' down
All of Gates' fi-nance!
And now Hacky
Spends just like a sailor
Could it be
Our boy
Stole Billy's pants?

Now Stevie Ballmer
Ho ho, yeah!
Charlie Noski
Ooh, Miss Korologos,
And old William G!
Oh, the fi-ber
Optic's bright, babe,
Now that Hacky's,
Bangin' keys!

I said Stevie Ballmer,
Whoa!
Charlie Noski
Look out to Miss Korologos,
And old William G!
Yes, that fi-ber
Optic's bright, babe!
Now that Hacky's
Bangin' keys!

Look out, old Hacky's BACK!