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Song Parodies -> "Jaws The Shark"

Original Song Title:

"Mack The Knife"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Jaws The Shark"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, ol' Jaws had...giant teeth, babe
Always kept them..sparkling white
Used no whitener, and no brightener,
Never brushed 'em..any night..

In the film by...Steven Spielberg
Jaws was hungry, he'd beseech
Female snacks of...sexy women
Who were swimmin'..by the beach..

So they shut down...all the beaches,
Robert Shaw went..on the hunt
Then got eaten..by ol' Jaws, Babe
Munched him down..without a grunt..

In their small boat, Roy Scheider
Said, "We'll need one..really big.."
They strung ol' Jaws with..many barrels,
But he outsmarted..every rig..

Richard Dreyfuss...guts one open
Finds a beer can, tons a' junk
While he's fishin' for that great white
Caged 'neath water.. teased the hunk...

Then ol' Jaws comes..back attackin'
Wrecks their boat up..really bad
In his mouth, though...Roy tosses
A big red bomb..that he had

With his rifle, aimed and ready
Roy shoots it...stays alive
Big explosion...in the water
Jaws The Shark does...not survive

No, ol' Jawszy..does not survive

So long, ol' Jaws the shark...






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Mark Scotti - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I really sank my teeth into that one! LOL! 555 body parts
AFW - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark...and before the Trivia tyrants nail me...yes, I know...it wasn't really a bomb..but a scuba air tank
2Eagle - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
An elegy to the Surfer Ghoul - 555.
AFW - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle
alvin - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...great synopsis...love to see a video of this
AFW - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin
littleCUPcakes - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Just the JAWs music theme was scary enough, Sir L'Air.

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