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Song Parodies -> "Drac The Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Mack The Knife"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Drac The Bite"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know it's the day after Halloween...but it's never too late for Dracula to count..(Lame pun intended)
Oh, the shark bites...with his teeth, Babe
Like in that "Jaws" flick...the great white
Long sharp fangs has...demon Drac, Babe
And he nips on...nice necks at night

When old "Jaws" bites..in the water
Scarlet waves just...drift and spread
Drac's bite makes you...the Devil's Daughter
And it gives you...gives you a smile of red

In the bushes,..'neath a full moon
Lies a body,...bloody sight
Someone's lurking ...in a black cape
Bet that someone's...old Drac The Bite..

Paddle wheeler's,...on the river,
Driftin' free,..just floatin' around
And all it's crew is ..lookin' ghastly
You can bet old Drac is...back in town...

They say Louis Miller's...lookin' kinda' green, Babe
Got long front teeth now,..that he loves to gnash
Our boy, old Drac has...split the scene, Babe
Betcha' he's gone and...done somethin' rash..

Ahhhh, Minnie Driver, ho...Miss Catie Blanchett
Ooooh, Cameron Diaz,...and old Britney Spears
Vampire lines form...on the right Babes
Now that Drac is...back in town..
Look out, old Drac is back!

I said, Minnie Driver, ho...Miss Catie Blanchett
Plus, Cameron Diaz....and old Britney Spears
Vampire lines form...on the right Babes
Now that Old Drac is back in town,
Look out...Old Drac is back!

(Drac The Bite !!!)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
in a humorous vein....nice job on tricky pacing
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Could this be considered high art-ery? You really (gar)licked the OS into shape. I'd stake my house on enjoying this.

Anyone? *tumbleweed blows past*...:-) Most enjoyable, AFW
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kris...some snappy puns, there
Guy - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW - Pacing perfecto, absolutely, perfecto. I sang this song in my head and it sounded 'zackly like the 'riginal. You had all of your "eye teeth" crossed and your crossed `Ts` dotted by gum. Here's 5 pints of blood, Go on and suck on those for a "spell". (Drac - smacking himself in the head) And to theenk I cud have hat a V8!
Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
We get leftover candy the day after Halloween, why not a leftover parody? 555
TJC - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
All the good puns are gone so I'll just say... this was lex-sanguine-great, AF!
Carmine (2-Loud) Boccotesta - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
HEY-E RUBEN - KWIT YOUS COMPLAININ` 'BOUD LEF OVAH CANDY. IT CUD BE A LOTS BADDER AN DAT - YOUS COULD BE LEF UNNA A TRANE OR BUS OR SUMPIN' BIG LIKE DAT DER. 2-LOUD OUTTA `EAH.
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, Jeff, TJC, and Carmine
adagio - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That was a fun parody and cute too, in a gruesome kind of way. I really enjoyed it! 5's
AFW - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio
adagio - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That was a fun parody and cute, in a gruesome kind of way! :} Enjoyed it! 5's
PMS - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Count-DRACULA-tions on a bloody good parody
Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
When did any of those actresses appear in a Dracula film? Anyway, that's one! two! three! four! Five! Five points I gave this parody! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

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