Song Parodies -> Beyond A She
| Original Song Title: | "Beyond The Sea" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby Darin |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beyond A She" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Somewhere Beyond A She
Somewhere, not quite a he
Millicent stands with hairy hands
Injected hormones from the doctors
Somewhere Beyond A She
Looks male, effeminately
Voice, low pitched, and still a bitch
She has to bra hitch her big knockers
So far, she's real bizarre
Like some wrestling goon
Limbo, ran outa' dough
But, hopes to save the cash soon
Till then, beyond a score
No-one wants her no more
Lonely she'll be, Beyond A She
Till she gets that fee for the doctors
Somewhere, not quite a he
Millicent stands with hairy hands
Injected hormones from the doctors
Somewhere Beyond A She
Looks male, effeminately
Voice, low pitched, and still a bitch
She has to bra hitch her big knockers
So far, she's real bizarre
Like some wrestling goon
Limbo, ran outa' dough
But, hopes to save the cash soon
Till then, beyond a score
No-one wants her no more
Lonely she'll be, Beyond A She
Till she gets that fee for the doctors
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There's no guarantee that it will still be there when you (whoever you are) read this, but I found the original song here:
www.doo-wop.org/oldies.htm
There's also no guarantee that sight won't make AFW write even more parodies even faster! :-)
www.doo-wop.org/oldies.htm
There's also no guarantee that sight won't make AFW write even more parodies even faster! :-)
Thanks, Peter, for the vote, comment, and website info...good site..audio, too
I don't know... there's something about this one that's not... quite... right...
5's
Strangely funny
OK, now do, "She's Not Heavy, He's My Mother". Funny and sad. :-) Fives.
Thanks, Michael, Lionel, Larry, and Rick C
the name "millicent" is perfect...lol...5s
Thanks, alvin
Aah, the ancient Goddess modernized: Herm-aphrodite.
Nails the OS, including the internal rhymes. Five politically correct (S)hes.
Nails the OS, including the internal rhymes. Five politically correct (S)hes.
Great idea AFW. I've heard that those 'inbetween' can make a ton of money in certain strip clubs (and often do) to pay for the operation. 555, or should that be 333? ;-)
Thanks, Tammy, and Red Ant
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