-> "Jack The Knife"
Original Song Title:
"Mack The Knife"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jack The Knife"
The Lyrics
He was known as.... 'Jack The Ripper'
And he murdered.... girls at night
Used a big knife,.... as his weapon
Hid in alleys,.... out of sight
In London, England,.... eighteen eighties
Prowled those mean streets,.... takin' a life
Prostitutes there,.... became his targets
You might call him,... call him, Jack The Knife..
They were ugly.... vicious killings,
People panicked, ...and they were gripped with fear,
About where that dark caped ...hooded killer,
Jack The Knife, ....would next appear...
For almost three years, ...He spread grim terror,
On Whitechapel's... foggy nights,
And left his victims.... mutilated
Down In the gutters,... by gas lights...
Scotland Yard had ....just two suspects,
Not enough evidence...to charge them with
One hundred years now, ...and still no ending
To this old mystery, ...and all of the myth
Annie Chapman, Mary Nichols,
Catherine Eddowes, Lizzie Stride
And Mary Jane Kelly...These are the victims,
Bless their poor souls,... Who have died..
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