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Song Parodies -> "O.J. ! The Knife!"

Original Song Title:

"Mack the Knife"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"O.J. ! The Knife!"

Parody Written by:

Steven Gail

The Lyrics

This is a parody regarding the events leading up , during, and concluding the OJ simpson trial
There's a big case in LA county. That has drove, this country wild.
it's 'bout a slayer, ex-football player. The case was called the Simpson trial.

Now when a small knife, killed OJ's wife. average people said NO WAY.
But fancy gloves they say, where's that OJ, and he left plenty, plenty of DNA.

On the sideway, Sunday morning Ah HA, lyes two bodies just oozing life.
The first body is Ronald Goldman, and the other, Nicole OJ's wife.

On the the freeway, driving down the 405. Was this fellow that they call A.C.

And every station, clear cross this nation, heard him say'" OJ's in the care with me.

Did you hear 'bout Mr. Furman, used the "N" word 40 more times
"I'll inpeach him, Johnny Cochran vowed.
But Judge ITO used his judicial Veto, so only 5 times was the "N" word allowed.

Hey Johnny Cochrane, Bobby Sharpiro, look out for Ms Marsha C and that old Chris D.

Now its all left up to the jury, to see if OJ's going free.

I said Johnny Cochrane, Bobby Shapiro, look out for old Christoper D, and MS Marcia C.

Now they left it , up to the Jury ...tlooks likef OJ's .......OJ's going free
Not just wait for the Civil Trail

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 19

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Did You Know At Wrestlemania 12, Roddy Piper Chased Goldust & The WWE Used The O.J. Simpson Chase On TV.
Sherlee - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Over 1 decad later and this song brings back a lot of detail that I am sure people have forgotten...GREAT LINE...he left plenty of DNA

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