Song Parodies -> Daschund Dash

Original Song Title:	"Monster Mash"
Original Performer:	Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:	"Daschund Dash"
Parody Written by:	Larry Hensley

I was walking with my lab late one night
And when he dashed off, I got a fright
I held onto the leash while he ran around
At the hydrant, more dogs he found

He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a hydrant smash
He did the dash
Into it he did crash
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash

And my daschunds ran out and they jumped the fence
And then they did commit one more awful offense
Attacked the mailman, and he ran away
Where they should be, they don't ever stay

They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a mailman smashed
They did the dash
Into him they did crash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash

The doggies were having fun
Halloween had just begun
We had a costume party
Those scared dogs had to run

We had a good time, I was eating some mounds
I had to run, so I could find the hounds
The german shepherds from next door ran quickly
They ran down the road, we could plainly see

They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was clear we were smashed
They did the dash
And they left in a flash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash

While they were hiding, found my dogs soon
Seems they were howling, at the full moon
They're now in the yard, some kids walk by
They said, "Hey there, dogs! Want some candy? The ones we don't like?"

They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
They hate the candy stash
They ate, then dashed
And they pooped in a flash
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash

Now everything's cool, dogs are in the back lawn
Now my dogs won't dash, and I let out a yawn
People are leaving, the party's all done
But the dogs decided, they just wanted to run

I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
This time nothing was smashed
I let them dash
They came back in a flash
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash

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AFW - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Guess we both mashed into Halloween...cute and funny idea here...get a long little doggies!...fives up

alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

doggone good...5s

John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

It's a weiner. 5s

Larry Hensley - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks AFW, Alvin, and John.

Johnny D - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Brilliantly clever & cleverly cute!

Larry Hensley - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny.

Adagio - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

(CLASSIC) LOL!

Red Ant - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Very funny, and by not capitalizing "mounds" it made me wonder for a second what you were eating. :-0

Scathe - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

This is fantastic work.

Larry Hensley - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio, Red Ant, and Scathe.

Agrimorfee - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(Classic tourney) Weinerdogs!

Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Classic: Larry, I thought this was brilliant. Laughed out loud at work, and had to show the boss (who also enjoyed it).

Matthias - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Dawg this song was wiggidty-whack!!!

Larry - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Agri, Jeff, and Matthias.

Johnny D - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

(Classic) See above and watch your step below!

Larry - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny.

Adagio - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment

(2005 SOTM Wildcard) Already voted and commented.....funny one.

Larry Hensley - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio.

katera **** woods - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment

i thought this was pretty cool!

Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Katera.

Cat - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM Wild Card 05) You do know that giving dogs chocolate is poisonous, right? Good effort.

Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Cat, I did not know that.

Agrimorfee - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM Wild) Already, but wanted to note that "Walking with my lab" is a great intro!

Larry Hensley - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Agri.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Writers to Critics are like Lampposts to dogs but this parody is territorial pissings galore on TOS and I'm sniffing out some 5s.

Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Peter.

Luke Brattoni - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

(WILDCARD) This was my favourite song in Year 2. Comical throughout, have some 5s.

Larry Hensley - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Luke.

bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(WILDCARD) Very odd...but that's how Weird Al makes a living. Good job, Larry.

Phil Alexander - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

I thought I'd commented on this one already: it's loads of fun (and reminds me I've got one on the drawing board for this OS)

Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Bob and Phil.

John Jenkins - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Very entertaining parody. I somewhat wish you had capitalized the "mounds" you were eating, but this had a lot of good lines. This parody would make a good video, but it would need some trained dogs, not your independent critters.

Larry Hensley - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks John.

Matthias - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Repeat the last comment-izzo home dawg!!!

Stuart McArthur - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment

(WILD) everyone was doing the Daschund Dash in the hip discos of Berlin recently, Larry - I think you've got a hit on your hands (paws) - 555

Larry Hensley - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Matthias and Stu.

Red Ant - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment

(WILD) See above and I second John J's comment. One of your best works Larry.

Larry Hensley - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Red.

Spaff.com - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment

"Hydrant smash" - heh heh. And I agree with Red Ant on the joy of the (deliberately?) vague "mounds" line. So did you hear about that prize-winning whippet that did the "Dachshund Dash" at the JFK airport recently? Maybe you could do a whippet parody. Let's see... is there a song out there that sounds like "whippet"?... hmmm...I'd better Devote some thought to that...

Larry Hensley - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff. I meant the chocolate bar. Didn't hear about the whippet, but good idea on that other parody.

Mikey Squirrel - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment

WILD- I love how you turned 'working in the lab' at the beginning to 'walking with my lab'. Very entertaining, Larry.

Song Parodies -> Daschund Dash

"Monster Mash"

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

"Daschund Dash"

Larry Hensley

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