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Song Parodies -> "Monster Fasc"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Fasc"

Parody Written by:

Last Dig Efforts

The Lyrics

Guy is jerkin' to that Naz book each night
Called "My Struggle", gives him great delight
Dreck-filled monster worse than bad, sewer of lies
A thug is he, with cold, dead eyes

A dickhead Fasc, he is a monster Fasc
A mobster Fasc, he fills the graveyards fast
He is a Naz with nuts the size of gnats
He is a Fasc, a monster-mobster Fasc

He is scabrous, whorey, rancid ratnest creep
He wracks us with dread-doom, tweets and never sleeps
Got Giuliani with shit on earlobes
A crooked dolt that craves nymphet probes

They do the Fasc, they do the Mobster Fasc
The do the Fasc and fill the graveyards fast
They do the Fasc, they're cons with crooked pasts
They do the Fasc, the monster-mobster Fasc

His zombies have big guns…tiny "gun" compensation
His pests include trolls, douchebags, asslickers, bagman, scum

His feeble noggin holds a "mind" that's unsound
Evil this bane, backed by his racist clowns
This coffin-filler has cost so many lives
Tried a yokel coup that hasn't yet thrived

They did the Fasc, did the sedition Fasc
The did the Fasc, civilized world's aghast
They did the Fasc, left the Capitol trashed
They do the Fasc, these monsters and their ass'

Haul out the coffins, 'cause the vax thing
Is really troubled, 'cause the Fasc thing
He don't give shit, but he's really pissed
Because some Republicunts have left his ass unkissed

Won't kiss ass, won't kiss his mobster ass
His monster ass, their tongues ain't in his gash
This monster ass, this monster Fascist ass
Daughter-wife's gash he'd love to mons-stir fast

Still plenty of fools comprise his rancid band
Full of monster assholes with vacant brainpans
He hates the living that won't join the coup
If you're one of them, with Covid he'll cover you

Then you will pass because the monster ass
And mobster ass will never wear a mask
The mobster ass been given a free pass
Please! Monster cached in prison with butt strut-smashed

Fasc, bad!
Evil monster stooge is seditious
Ass wooded

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Total Votes: 40

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