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Song Parodies -> "Monster Munch"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Munch"

Parody Written by:

The Boris crew

The Lyrics

By Declan B Mckenna and Jamie Mackay, two young promising writers and creators of the uncreated Boris the spider series. This is the best thing you will ever read.
The Monster Munch:
I wanted a snack in my house one night,
My taste buds wanted something light.
In the shape of a monsters hand,
Took my tongue off to monster land.

It was the munch
(The monster munch)
The monster munch
(In his mouth it went crunch)
The monster munch
(He had it with diet coke for lunch)
The monster munch
(It was great for the entire bunch)

From my Chewing teeth to my Happy TUM,
All I could think about this thing was YUM,
Ate every bit so I didn’t waste.
Again my taste buds tasted the tasty taste!


It was the munch
(The monster munch)
The monster munch
(In his mouth it went crunch)
The monster munch
(He had it with diet coke for lunch)
The monster munch
(It was great for the entire bunch)


The monsters were having fun,
the party had just begun.
The guests included Space Raiders,
Dorito's and a nun!
The taste was tasty', all were eating the crisps,
Salted Chip, backed by his Cheesy bits!
The Fatty Fighters were about to arrive.
But we kicked their asses,
MONSTER MUNCH NEVER DIES!

It was the munch
(The monster munch)
The monster munch
(In his mouth it went crunch)
The monster munch
(He had it with diet coke for lunch)
The monster munch
(It was great for the entire bunch)

For the crisp is not walkers or mccoy,
It’s a tasty cheesy snack for boys,
The battle didn’t last long ‘cause you see
MONSTER MUNCH BRINGS YOU TO VICTORY!

It was the munch
(The monster munch)
The monster munch
(In his mouth it went crunch)
The monster munch
(He had it with diet coke for lunch)
The monster munch
(It was great for the entire bunch)

And then next brunch they pooped it out!
But no constipation, no need to shout
It's the best poo you'll ever have, son
Now enough about poo, Monster munch anyone?

It was the munch
(The monster munch)
The monster munch
(In his mouth it went crunch)
The monster munch
(He had it with diet coke for lunch)
The monster munch
(It was great for the entire bunch)

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