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Song Parodies -> "Potato Mash"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Potato Mash"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The story of the man who founded, MASHED POTATO
Boris: I was peeling a potato late one night,
when my eyes beheld and eerie sight
I dropped my potato by my side
I stepped on it, And then I find

Potato Mash, It looked like a dead cat
Yes I said mash, It's like it was all smashed,
Potato Mash, It happened all in a flash
Potato Mash, It all went splat

I did not know what to do to this potato beast,
So i decide to eat it up in a feast
But you'll never guess who walked in the door,
It was the Kernel, The Kernel who I adore

He Wanted Mash, He said he'd pay me cash
He liked the mash, I answered how much cash
He wanted mash, He said a lot of cash
He wanted mash, I said No Deal to that

I kept on making mash and having fun,
But my making Mash had just Begun
All companies from around the world
Wanted my mash, to give a twirl

They want the mash, No, they can't have the mash
Give me the mash, I said no more mash
Just a tiny bit of mash, Give it or you will get bashed
GIVE US THE MASH, Or you will get harassed

I'm lying in a coffin, It's a terrible thing
The locked me up for just that little thing,
I opened the lid and shook my fist,
And said " I made the mash, you stupid twits"

I made the mash, Yes, Yes, I made the mash
What sort of mash, The potato Mash
No you did not, You want to bet I did
You can't of done, It was made by Asid

No, Nothings cool, I mad at that man
He stole my idea, but I know I made the frying pan
For you, the people, to make your burgers,
It looks like Asid went and got himself murdered

Just eat the mash, I'll eat the mash
Then eat the mash, I'm eating the mash
Please close your mouth, The mash is everywhere
Thanks a lot man, Now it is in my hair

The HAHAHAH etc. is an evil laugh implying he killed Asid

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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