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Song Parodies -> "The Hulk Got Smashed"

Original Song Title:

"The Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby

Parody Song Title:

"The Hulk Got Smashed"

Parody Written by:

Two-Faced Goblin

The Lyrics

Ever wonder what the Hulk would be like if he drank too much? Wonder no more!
I was working in the bar late one night
When my eyes beheld a weird sight
For the Hulk wandered in for a keg of lager
And between that and shots of Jäger

He got smashed
And then the Hulk got smashed
The Hulk got smashed
He knows how to get trashed
The Hulk got smashed
He had a beer moustache
The Hulk got smashed
How did the Hulk get smashed?

From my storeroom below, I lugged more ale
The Green Goliath drank like it was on sale
He drank like there was no tomorrow
To drown away his gamma sorrows

And Hulk got smashed
And then the Hulk got smashed
The Hulk got smashed
For the bathroom he dashed
The Hulk got smashed
His vomit made quite a splash
The Hulk got smashed
Boy, did the Hulk get smashed!

The beer had almost run dry
The Hulk was craving foods all fried
Claimed he could out-drink Hercules
We all wondered “Why?”

He started slowing, things okey-dokey
Then Hulk got on to karaoke
I never thought that I’d survive
To hear Hulk sing “Stayin’ Alive”

And he was smashed
And then the Hulk was smashed
The Hulk was smashed
He threw up all of his mash
The Hulk was smashed
He did it with no panache
The Hulk was smashed
Oh yes, the Hulk got smashed!

Out from the bar, my voice did ring
“Time to call your last drinks in!”
The Hulk thought that was too severe
And said, “Bar not close! Hulk want more beer!”

And Hulk was smashed
And then the Hulk was smashed
The Hulk was smashed
He threw waiters in the trash
The Hulk was smashed
Then hit the floor with a crash
The Hulk was smashed
Boy, did the Hulk get smashed!

Now everything’s ruined, the bar’s nothing but rubble
I should’ve known that Hulk was nothing but trouble
For you, the public, so you don’t flunk
For future reference, the Hulk’s a mean drunk!

The Hulk got smashed
Oh yes, the Hulk got smashed
The Hulk got smashed
I want to settle his hash
The Hulk was smashed
My bar’s nothing but ash
The Hulk was smashed
Why did the Hulk get smashed?

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Performers, Inc. - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
You left out the rest of the performer name; it should be Bobby Boris Pickett. Just his first name is not sufficient; there are other performers named Bobby.
Ethan Mawyer - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
The qualiity of the writing is much more important than the accuracy of the performer name, and this was brilliant. And I'll get the positively smashing out of the way so anyone else who comments actually focuses on the parody and not their own cleverness.
sMashedCakes - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
The only way to be, on Halloweeeeen! . . . PS: My niece//nephew love Pickett's MASH.
Two-Faced Goblin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know what happened to the rest of the performer name. It was there when I submitted it... Thanks for the compliments, folks!
Peregrin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Agreed with Ethan here Goblin, there are some clever lines in here and it was a funny idea!

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