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Song Parodies -> "Emo Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Emo Man"

Parody Written by:

GhoulScout 42617

The Lyrics

This song, is dedicated to my poor, poor, emo boyfriend... (just so you know, the "gorilla band" I refer to is Coheed and Cambria, I usually tease my boyfriend about how I think the lead singer looks like a monkey, and sings like he hasn't gone through puberty yet.)
He is Emo Man,
Listening to the tunes of the gorilla band.
Is this only sound?
Or is it really music when I'm not around?

Has he bumped his head?
Surely this trend will soon be dead.
We'll just leave him there,
To approach him none of us will even dare.

Sadly, he's turned Emo,
Where the hell did all the metal go?
Where's he been all this time?
Hope this isn't the music of his favorite kind.

Nothing against him,
Except his music really sucks.

Maybe he'll grow out of,
This music that should fall off the truck.

Hope the time is near,
For Emo Man to come here.

Hit him till he makes a change,
Then the music industry will be saved.

Nobody hates him,
We just take into account his huge fault.

None of this music,
Should have ever been made.

Heavy riffs of dread,
Should be what's filling this poor boy's head.
Running as fast as we can,
Emo Man strikes again!

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