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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Ephesians"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On A Feeling"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Ephesians"

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The Lyrics

Not really looking to cause a laugh. Just spouting my feelings about a certain book of the Bible.
I can't stop Ephesians from overtakin' me!
Lord, you just don't realize what it's done to me!
I read each verse every single night!
When I finish, everything feels right!
I, I'm Hooked On Ephesians!
I can't list the reasons why it's so good to me!

Each chapter is like candy that gets sweeter with time!
Never have I read a book with verses so sublime!
I know it's an obsession, but it makes me feel pure!
Lord, keep me addicted & help me to endure!
It's uplifting when I feel alone!
After each read, all my doubts are gone!
I, I'm Hooked On Ephesians!
There's so many reasons why it's so good to me!

It's good to read when I feel alone!
When I finish, all my fears are gone!
I, I'm Hooked On Ephesians!
There's infinite reasons why it's so good to me!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Callmelennie - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Still in all, you did "slay" me with this one. You should show that to your pastor. Gonna have to give you a Luke 5:55
Callmelennie - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
This "Ephesians/feelings" sub has great potential, Darth. Fill out this one -- More than Ephesians ... It's not all that Paul had to say .. I need redeemin' (I need redeemin') ... Think I'll start on Corinthians today ... I'm reading Corinthians Second today
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Luke 1:37... so I'm giving you a 555 :)
Jonathan - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
this was a nice parody! 5's
Porfle Popnecker - July 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Makes me want to read the book again!
Meridoc - July 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Great title switch!

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