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Song Parodies -> "Kumquats keep Poppin' in her Mouth"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops keep Falling on my Head"

Original Performer:

B.J. Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Kumquats keep Poppin' in her Mouth"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Kumquats keep poppin' in her mouth
In front of the guys whose eyes are fixed an' bulging out
Will she ever quit?
Those kumquats are poppin' in her mouth, jaws are droppin'

Well, I just couldn't see callin' her a crook
but I really didn't like the way her actions looked
Eating on the job
With kumquats in season in the south, t'aint no reason

Why she can't buy her own
Or why she must work bra-less though she's flawless
They say a pretty woman gets off being lawless

Kumquats keep bursin' in her mouth
And it really makes it hard not to be lookin' south
Cheatin's not for me
Still I don't think I will stop this milf from her pilf'ing
I'd hate to see
Her screaming at me

[strumpet]

They say a pretty woman gets off being lawless

Kumquats exploding in her mouth
As they try to see what the comotion is about
Peekin's not for me
Still I don't think I will stop this milf from her pilf'ing
I'd hate to see
Her screaming at me

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alvin - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
"kumquats" is one of those words that are automatically funny
Andria - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin. Kumquats are always funny, and they taste pretty good to boot. 5s.
Old Man Ribber - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(Singing) I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you.......Come Rain Or Kum-Quats! ;D
Fiddlegirl - September 25, 2009 - Report this comment
New garage band... The Popping Kumquats. :D
Peter Andersson - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Over here it was originally called/spelled cumquat first I saw them in a store - haven't really given it any thought but now I suddenly have a theory about why that changed, he-he. PS - Goggle gives 66 000 hits for cumquat, I guess that spelling is still legit in parts of the world...

Damn, my security code is CQX
TJC - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
From the Fortunella family, your mini-orange parody, by any other name, would rhyme as sweet
metaphorsbwithu - September 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny! I always think of the scene in the W.C. Fields movie when he owns a store and a customer wants to buy kumquats and he keeps getting interrupted by various disasters. "Where are my KUMQUATS!" 555 cleve.r :-D

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