Kumquats keep poppin' in her mouth
In front of the guys whose eyes are fixed an' bulging out
Will she ever quit?
Those kumquats are poppin' in her mouth, jaws are droppin'

Well, I just couldn't see callin' her a crook
but I really didn't like the way her actions looked
Eating on the job
With kumquats in season in the south, t'aint no reason

Why she can't buy her own
Or why she must work bra-less though she's flawless
They say a pretty woman gets off being lawless

Kumquats keep bursin' in her mouth
And it really makes it hard not to be lookin' south
Cheatin's not for me
Still I don't think I will stop this milf from her pilf'ing
I'd hate to see
Her screaming at me

[strumpet]

They say a pretty woman gets off being lawless

Kumquats exploding in her mouth
As they try to see what the comotion is about
Peekin's not for me
Still I don't think I will stop this milf from her pilf'ing
I'd hate to see
Her screaming at me