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Song Parodies -> "Hulks Not A Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Piano Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Hulks Not A Man"

Parody Written by:

John_D

The Lyrics

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
One time Bruce was a scientist,
who created a big Gamma bomb,
no he was not an allergist,
and he never went to a prom!

Then a kid drove up to the testing site,
his name was "Funky" Rick Jones,
but Bruce, tried save him, but Rick, he put up a fight!

Once Bruce got Rick into a ditch,
the Gamma bomb, yes it went off,
and yet Bruce he still wasn't clear,
he screamed so everyone could hear!

La da da da dum x2 da da dum!

Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!


Then a monster that been there since childhood, powered by the Gamma rays,
He escaped, and whenever Bruce blows a fuse,
THE HULK, comes out in a rage!

Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!

Bruce Banner now lives a life,
going on without a past,
he always loved Betty Ross,
but now he can't make her his wife!

Roar! The Hulks not a man! He likes to smash everything, He has enemys all over the universe,
even a few in the sea!
JohnD All rights Reserved (c)

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Michael Pacholek - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hulk think parody not smash.
Michael Pacholek - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
What a horribile parody! This isn't good at all!
John_D - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Mike, is it a rule in your home to say rude things about a parody you didn't do? What a bad attitude! 'member Superman's Lament by Duffy?
Duffy - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You know something, Michael......this author is a young kid who you bash. Show some tact. And/or class.

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