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Song Parodies -> "Banned By Me"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben E. King

Parody Song Title:

"Banned By Me"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

At the sight of some how my hound will bark
He’s a loon, wants to eat ‘em, might: we’ll see
No I won’t be obeyed, oh, I won’t be obeyed
Cussed him long, now he’s banned, banned by me
He’s snarlin’, snarlin’, banned by me, oh, banned by me
Oh, banned, banned by me, banned by me

Now the pie and a sock are gone: should rumble; what gall!
And his fountains: should grumble; kill the tree
Bit my thigh: hit his eye, oh, my fault: fed a beer
Cussed him long, now he’s banned, banned by me
He’s snarlin’, snarlin’, banned by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, banned now, banned by me, banned by me

He’s snarlin’, snarlin’, banned by me, oh, banned by me
Oh, banned now, banned by me, banned by me
Whenever drunk he’s trouble now he’s banned by me, oh, banned by me…

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Always liked this OS and you did a good job with it.
Leo Keough - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like a "pet" peeve to me!...555!!!
John Barry - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Or a pet pee-ve.
AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like you need a mutt like my Sniffy..stuffed armchair dog..no trouble at all...good parody writin'
Andy Primus - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy, Leo, John & AFW
TJC - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
No cur-sory glances allowed... this parody is dog-gone good!
alvin - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
deemed grand by me
Christie Marie M - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm glad my dogs aren't like that! That dog needs to go to obedience school! It's all good! 5's.
Mark Scotti - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
$5.55 for a muzzle! LOL, funny one, Andy!

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