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Song Parodies -> "I Barked At The Pope"

Original Song Title:

"I Started A Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Barked At The Pope"

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The Lyrics


This was written as if being sung by The Donald.
I barked at the Pope
Regarding his cold words, chiding
Cuz I was so steamed
That the Pope was so mean, oh woe

My bark was unwise
It startled the whole world, gasping
Oh, but I was so peeved
That the Pope would mock me

I'd looked at these guys
Drugging our land, poking our wives
And I'd felt that a fence
Surely made sense, cuz things were so tense

Then my mind was surprised
Disheartened, the whole world's Christians
Cuz the high Holy See
And the Pope disagreed

Gibes shook up my pride
Drubbing my plans, slowing my stride
And I felt doubt ahead
Fearing I'd dread the sting when I'm dead

'Til I snidely replied
Which garbled the Pope's world mission
Oh, and my lowly Tweets
Oh yeah, had the Pope in retreat, oh no
Had the Pope cussin' me-ee-ee-ee, oh-oh-oh-oh...

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callmelennie - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Leough started a post; which started the whole world "five-ing" .....Oh but he couldn't see; that the fives were in threes.
Jonathan - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
^ well crap nothing I can say can even come close to being that clever! you win the internet Lennie! 5's
Patrick - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Apparently there is nothing Trump can say that will turn off his supporters. The media were quick to point out that the Vatican has walls, and that it's standards for citizenship are the most rigorous in the world. Very clever use of this BeeGee's classic. Glad to see show up twice in one week.
callmelennie - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Uuuh, thank you very much, Jonathan ........ (Lennie has left the website!)

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