-> "Milquetoast Man"
Original Song Title:
"Nowhere Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Milquetoast Man"
Parody Written by:
Thank You, George!
The Lyrics
MILQUETOAST MAN
[Verse 1]
He's a real milquetoast man
Sitting in suburbia
Living in his whitebread world with yuppy pukes
[Verse 2]
Drives gas-guzzling S.U.V.
TV tells him how to be
How to look, how to think, how to live
[Bridge]
Milquetoast man he listen (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Air Supply, Carly Simon (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Amy Grant, Carpenters and Celine Dion (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
(*GUITAR INTERLUDE*)
[Verse 3]
He's as dumb as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Milquetoast man, can you open your mind?
[Bridge]
Milquetoast man, Trump lover (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Never served, cheers all wars (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
'Kick some ass, go kill people of another race!' (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
[Verse 4]
Always wears his hair real short
Greases it up with VO5
Hasn't he even reached 1965?
[Bridge]
Milquetoast man, you ninny (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
No one cares what you're thinking (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
Milquetoast man, the world spins round without you (*laaaaaaa la-la la-la*)
[Outro]
He's a real milquetoast man
Living in a fantasy world
Thinking everyone should live and think like him
Thinking everyone should live and think like him
Thinking everyone should live and think like him
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