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Song Parodies -> "Paki Bus Driver"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Paki Bus Driver"

Parody Written by:

Paul D

The Lyrics

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Paki Bus Driver (Paki Bus Driver),

Sir or Madam, will you buy a ticket?
Please ride on my bus, you really can't lick it!
My son is working as a conductor,
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a...

Paki Bus Driver (Paki Bus Driver),

From cleaning the Bus he's got dirty hands,
At the front of the bus, there's only room to stand.
The kids are gobbing on everyone's heads,
It's a dirty habit, still he wants to be a...

Paki Bus Driver (Paki Bus Driver),

My son is always eating lots of curry,
And he drives down the street, 'cause he's in a hurry.
He wants to get to the lavatory,
He's got a burning ring, but he wants to be a...

Paki Bus Driver (Paki Bus Driver).....

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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PotiPotato - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
You tell those Paki Bus Drivers!
malcolm higgins - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
man what I coulda done with this.. shows potential.. 2-4-3... best I could do fore you keep it up.. it shows an off the wall edge that not enough people have... the only reason he had to work was because his dad was crushed by a guy in a wrangler. his name was Pindunder Jeep
Steve Kalafut - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
And I thought "Get Back" was supposed to be written about Pakistanis......;-)

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