-> "When I'm Eighty-four"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-four"
Parody Song Title:
"When I'm Eighty-four"
Parody Written by:
Frosty the no-man
The Lyrics
Man, I get colder walking ‘round bare
Volunteers feed chow
Then I spill unending pee, an aging sign
Burp while eating, dawdle in slime
Scream and I shout and snort in my tea
Stood and gawked and swore
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84
I’ll be soiled with poo
And what I say is slurred
I misplaced my shoe
I can be randy out of the blue
When it’s night or dawn
I can slip, a header, I am petrified
Some shout warnings were specified
Joints, they will harden, going to seed
Each new task, abhor
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84
Feigning slumber, I am bent in frottage
Using guile to bite on your derriere
I cannot behave
Bland chicken’s all I eat
Pureed guck I crave
Blending a moist chard, topping with brine
Plate of loin I chew
Fornicate with icing in latrine, I bray
Drawers are barely laced as I play
Brain has been scanned and went out the door
Gone forever more
Odor precedes me, will you force feed me
When I’m 84
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