-> "Happiness Is To Own Guns"
Original Song Title:
"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"
Parody Song Title:
"Happiness Is To Own Guns"
The Lyrics
we're in a world of sissy chumps
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
those well acquainted with the touch of the finger on the trigger say
you get no thrill like that when digit is astringent and you're set to shoot
lying are those guys who demand that it is guns commit the crimes
this faux impression comes from hate of those baited by the Brady bunch
we need fix from these pussy clowns
we need a nix on these coward clowns
we need a fix or the Second's down
the government wants to take my guns
the government wants to take my guns
the government wants to take my guns
the government wants to take my guns
happiness is to own guns
(bang bang shoot shoot)
happiness is to own guns
(bang bang shoot shoot)
from my cold dead hands take arms (oh yeah!)
when i feel my finger on the trigger (oh yeah!!)
i know nobody can do me no harm (oh no!!!)
yeah but crappiness is to ban guns, come on, just bang and shoot
fascistness is to ban guns, yes it (why can't I shoot?)
gladliness it to own, yes it is, guns
gladliness (i want to shoot)
not many know that happiness (gladliness) is to own guns
let me own guns, yeah!
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