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Song Parodies -> "Guy’s A Cruzer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Guy’s A Cruzer"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pair

The Lyrics

Guy’s a Cruzer
Whiny Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity

Of all the schmucks who have run and have lost
On the schmuck list his name must be embossed
A brief upswirl then polls downward will trend
We all know that he will lose in the end

Guy’s a Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity
Flighty loser
And his pandering’s inanity

He gives us laughs cuz he acts like a clown
That ain’t no act, he’s got 3 ring renown
I hear him bawling like Jane who’s no guy
Pitch of his whine is suspiciously high

Guy’s a Cruzer
And he’s not possessed of sanity
North born loser
And it’s pathetic his vanity

What have we done to deserve such a fate
To suffer this Canadian ingrate?
It’s often true pride comes before a fall
Just etch his name on the Herman Cain/Newt Gingrich/Rick Perrry/Santorum/M. Bachmann/Ronald Paul wall

Guy’s no USer
He was born up where they say “patrie”
Guy’s a loser
And he’s scorned by most of his party

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Madame Librarian - April 02, 2015 - Report this comment
This is good. Second parody in a row to call your victim a schmuck, which means he's not just a fool as a politician, but also at the basic level of being a mensch. I hope your skins are thick, because the torrent of thoughtless 1s is about to flow, and it will have nothing to do with the merits of the parody.
Patriot - April 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Better than any Obama supporting Clinton hag who will follow the failed foreign and domestic policies of her predecessor. Big, overblown government that wants to control our lives from cradle to the grave and spend us into fiscal ruin is no solution to rescuing the struggling middle class, true job creation with a living wage, building the Keystone Pipeline, suppressing Iran's nuclear ambitions, and waging true war on ISIL . We need a true non-overreaching leader who's not off vacationing most of the time and shredding our Constitution while at home.
PP - April 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Madame, you are the ma'am! A refreshing voice of reason among the troll torrent.
PR - April 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Looks like Hillary will be taking a brusin' next year as every Obama failed policy she supported comes under fire. There is no way to distance herself from her 99.9 pecent support of everything wrong with this lame administration.

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