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Song Parodies -> "Paperback Citer (Classroom Opera Number 7)"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Paperback Citer (Classroom Opera Number 7)"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

this ones pretty much about English class and its crazy assignments....
Paperback citer, paperback citer

here's the assignment, you must read this book
took him years to write, too bad it isn't good
based on the novel, there's some questions here
couldn't find a job, so they had to be a paperback writer
paperback citer

It's a boring story of a stupid man
author talks too much about his surroundings
spends too long on the damn detail
it seems an easy job, even I could be a paperback writer
paperback citer

Paperback citer(citer, citer, citer)

Its a thousand pages give or take a few
hope he wrote no more, hate to read them too
hope it's not much longer, I can't stand the style
but I must read it 'cause I gotta be a paperback citer
paperback citer

I really don't like it and it can't be right
author made a million off it over night
then I just wont read it, I'll repeat the year
'cause I just can't fake to try to be a paperback citer
paperback citer

Paperback citer (citer, citer)
Paperback citer - paperback citer
Paperback citer - paperback citer

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Meriadoc - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Is Billy forcing his Machiavelli and Plato on you? ;-)
Mikey - September 11, 2003 - Report this comment
lol, believe it or not, tomarow Im due to read some Machiavelli in Social studies, so Im not too far behind.

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