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Song Parodies -> "Beatles Megamix"

Original Song Title:

"Beatles Ensemble!"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Beatles Megamix"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

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BEATLES MEGAMIX

She loathes you, yeah, yeah, yeah,
She loathes you, yeah, yeah, yeah,
She loathes you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You think you found new love, but I saw her just today.
It’s Drew she’s thinking of, and she told me not to say…
That she loathes you, and you know that must be bad.
She loathes you, I suppose that makes you sad.

She loathes you, yeah, yeah, yeah,
She loathes you, yeah, yeah, yeah,
A rebuff like that, you know it must be bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhh…

...Roll up, for the tragic dull history tour.
Roll up, for the tragic dull history tour.
Roll up, you need no invitation, for the tragic dull history tour.
Roll up, we start from Kings Cross station,
For the tragic dull history tour.

The tragic dull history tour is waiting to bore you today,
Waiting to bore you today.

Roll up, for the tragic dull history tour.
Roll up, for the tragic dull history tour.
Roll up, there’s not a lot you need, for the tragic dull history tour
Roll up, there’s nothing guaranteed, in the tragic dull history tour.
The tragic dull history tour is waiting to bore you today,
Waiting to bore you today, bore you today…

…A waste of money... wasting my savings and time.
I spent a fortune on a cruise,
It looked so good, I couldn’t lose;
A waste of money... wasting my savings and time.

I won’t return, no I won’t return,
I'll go back for my money and sue.

The trip I took seemed so safe and sound,
The ruddy ship went and ran aground,
A waste of money...wasting my savings and time.

I won’t return, no I won’t return,
I'll go back (he'll go back)
For my money (for his money)
And sue…

…I found a reason, for taking a sleazy day out
Such a good reason, for taking a sleazy day out, now
He was a gay..... stripper, what a ticket, yeah!
It took me no..... time to find out, but I found out.

He's a big geyser, he shocked me right to the core.
What a big geyser, he shocked me there on the floor, now
He was a gay.... stripper, what a ticket, yeah
It took me no.... time to find out, but I found out…

...Oh yeah I’ll tell you something
I hope you’ll understand
When I tell you something
I’m not a woman, I’m a man!
I really am a man
I really am a man.

Oh please say to me
That I can be your man
And please pray for me
I want to be your man
I want to be your man
I want to be your man

And when you touch me I feel funny inside
It’s so amazing what you see, I can’t hide
I can’t hide, I can’t hide

So please say to me
That I can be your man
And please pray for me
I want to be your man
I want to be your man
I want to be your man… … …


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Glynn Leaney - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry. I realised too late that I submitted this sovereign time ago.

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