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Song Parodies -> "I Crashed My Touris"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Crashed My Touris"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Turn ain't here, thought it was here, oh, stupid me
now it's value is lesser
all of sudden muffler's in my thumb
my car did fly
I'm crying

Sitting on my car breaks
waiting for a van to come
but cars stay in movement, made that turn the wrong way
damn, the airbag won't deploy
seems like my wait is long

can't feel my legs, man
can't feel my legs, man
I crashed my Taurus
no no, boo-hoo

Mr. City policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
saw my car fly into the roadside
they still haven't come
I'm dying
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying

Yellow matter custard
dripping from the muffler sides
I can now use some ice
ain't fantastic like this
boy, no one will help at all
to tow my car around

can't feel my legs, man
can't feel my legs, man
I crashed my Taurus
no no, boo-hoo

trying but my car aint starting
waiting for someone
I would try to drive, but cant feel my hands
I'm just a man, and now I am insane

can't feel my legs, man
can't feel my legs, man
I crashed my Taurus
no no, boo-hoo

expert, preferred engine smokers
and I hear those folk-er laughing too
been here a while, I think its days: 9
now I can't drive
I'm crying

hit the clutch, and brake hard
driving now, it doesn't matter
mileage descending, oil losing quickly
man, I wish the engine's kicking
then the car would go

can't feel my legs, man
can't feel my legs, man
I crashed my Taurus
no no, boo-hoo
no no, boo-hoo
no no, boo-hoo
no no, boo-hoo
no no, boo-hoo
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Larry - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
it had me laughing
Wild Man - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess I missed this the other day Mike. It's very humorus, hope it's not a true story.

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