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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Balrog"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Balrog"

Parody Written by:

Frodo Baggins

The Lyrics

I am the one who gets Elves done, I'm Morgoth's master slayer
See how they die with one single try, see how they die
I'm sneering

Standing on an Elf ruin - waiting for the Noldor come
flaming sword and fire scourge, nothing can resist them
Man, you are a weakling
now I'm gonna whack you all down

I am the slayer
They are the victims
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)

Gondolin city watchmen sitting, pretty little high elves in a row
See how they fly like soot in the sky
See how they run
I'm smiling
I'm smiling, I'm smiling

Red matter brain mass - dripping from a dead elf's eye
Man and Elf together fighting for their last stand
Man you have no armour
Elf you let your shield go down

I am the slayer
They are the victims
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)

Sitting in an Elvish garden
slaying everyone
If the guard don't come you get a hit
from standing in scourge's way

I am the slayer
They are the victims
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)

Gandalf, Saruman, wise-ass wizards
don't you think the Balrog laughs at you?
See how they're scared like sheep in a herd
See how they fear
I'm flaming!

Aragorn the Strider
clinging at the Khazad-dum
Pathetic hobbits running like rabbits
Man, you should have seen them defending
bridge of Moria

I am the slayer
They are the victims
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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Claude Prez - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job; can tell you put a lot of effort in.
neminem - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. This is a tough song to parody, and you did a phenomenal job.
Steven Cavanagh - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent! But "I'm wielding Orcrist, coo coo cachoob" :-)
Sioux Denim - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You may think this is nitpicking, but the Balrog infested Moria, home of the Dwarves, not the Elves. Maybe he just got lost.
Frodo Baggins - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually I had Silmarillion more on my mind when writing this song...
EmiLoca - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, pacing is excellent, words are pure genius - all 5s, keep it up, man.
balrog - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome! The Balrog is my favorite monster from LOTR!

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