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Song Parodies -> "Commodore 64"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Commodore 64"

Parody Written by:

Groucho Marxist

The Lyrics

If you get logged in , pulling your hair, many weeks from now
Will you still be sitting there in your chair, Healthcare greetings, insurance lines?
You're stuck in dial up eternity. Let me tell you more
If you can login, you will need a Commodore-64.

You'll die sooner too
Ah, and if you say the word, I could die with you

It is so easy, just like ordering your first I-Phone
You can buy insurance on internet. Just don't commit suicide
Give us your info, tell us your needs, Let me tell you more
If you can login, you will need a Commodore-64.

Every summer we can ration healthcare
Approaching the end of the fiscal year
It's money we'll save
Our grandparents are on the way to their chosen grave

Send me an email, type me a text stating what is next
Indicate precisely what you used to pay, your insurance doubles today
Give us your answer, fill out the form, Let me tell you more
If you can login, you will need a Commodore-64.

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Barry J. Mitchel - November 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Brings back memories of 300- and 1200-baud dial-up modems with computers of that vintage. Probably fast enough for the data rates of the website (except for the graphics).

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