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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Submarine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Submarine"

Parody Written by:

Inspired by Das Boot

The Lyrics

Heute wollen wir ein Liedlein singen, trinken wollen wir das kühles Wein...
Off we go to Northern Sea
in our U-boat Type Seven B;
In the war, U-96
our skipper knows all the tricks

to sink the Tommy merchantmen
Our vessel leaves the U-boat pen
Mission is the tonnage war
so we proudly let our diesels roar

We all live in a Nazi Submarine,
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine
Sinking Tommies in a Nazi Submarine
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine

(Spiel das Tipperary-Song! Jetz sind wir im Royal Navy!)

Captain yells "Jetz Rohr eins, los!"
and the torpedo goes out - SKOSSSHH!
And the ASDIC begins to play..
[ominous "ping" sounds]

(Achtung! Wasserbomben! Tiefer! Tiefer! [depth charge explosions])

We all die in a Nazi Submarine
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine
Tommies will sink our Nazi Submarine
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine

Getting back to home at Brest
everyone needs a decent rest
it is time to get blind drunk
at this time we were not yet sunk:

:,: No more to sea in a Nazi Submarine
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine
We'll get killed in a Nazi Submarine
Nazi Submarine, Nazi Submarine
Tommies have cracked the secret Enigma code
they will drop on us a deadly depth-charge load
With ASDIC and Huff-Duff they are after our ass
the only one who won't believe is Kriegsmarine brass :,:

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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jon - April 16, 2018 - Report this comment
omg lmao rawr xD
Rob Arndt - April 17, 2018 - Report this comment
How the heck did I miss this one? Or was it pre-2011 and just recently commented on? Anyway, 555! For the record U-96 killed 27 ships for a total of 181,206 tons and damaged 4 ships at a total of 33,043 tons. Only errors in this were it was a type VIIC boat, not B, did 11 patrols and was decommissioned in Feb 1945. Was used as training boat until sunk March 1945 by US bombers in an attack on Wilhelmshaven. It was broken up postwar. Btw, the British don't deserve full credit on Enigma. It was a joint effort with the British taking over the French and Polish intelligence and early calculating machines prior to Colossus. The Germans also changed the number of rotors on the machine during the war which threw the Allies off until they could be cracked. So there were gaps in Intel. FYI
Jeff - April 21, 2018 - Report this comment
I did "Not See" this coming! (Bad pun) 5's

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