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Song Parodies -> "I Resign"

Original Song Title:

"I Me Mine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Resign"

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The Lyrics

I saw the Pope resigned. I wonder if he gets a golden parachute payment or any stock options. I wonder what he'll do in retirement. Perhaps, he'll start posting parodies. This one may get me to a bad place in the afterlife.
Crawl and I sway, I resign, I'll eat swine with some wine
Health isn't right, I'm divine, build a shrine, so benign
Now a blight was a cleaving skit
Altar boys grieve a bit
Chumming is wrong and a crime
Maul, they don't pay, I resign.

I flee, see Rhine
I'm free, need stein
On brats, I dine
I'll spree, be fine.

I'll have some beer, I resign, in decline, I've no spine
Heaving from smears, by design, I recline, I'm supine
No more rites, no more praying sh*t
I'll just be spraying spit
Growing some tea leaves in brine
Call it a day, I resign.

I'll ski three times
I'll eat key lime
Wear tweed, not whine
I'll reek of pine.

Bawl as they cheer, I resign, give V sign, I tweet slime
Peeving my peers, I'll smoke twine, do a line, I'm inclined
No more smite if I stray a bit
Heaven is weighing it
Glowing, my halo will shine
I'll woo a wife, I resign.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Wendy Christopher - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Simply for putting the image of the Pope singing a Beatles song into my head this one wins my heart! Every line was funny, and the pacing was spot-on - and imagining John Lennon's quavery vocal as coming from a frail old ex-Pope made it all the funnier. Top job - 555!
Saint Malachy - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I warned you guys. Fine Fine Fine
John Barry - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Fine, these rhymes.
Old Man Ribber - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Timmy - A righteous job here. Can they still put our works on The Index? ;D
TJC - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Holy Lexcommunication!
This baby had that 'Woo Hoo, Vati Can-do' 'tude! Clever stuff with loads of fun n' clever rhymes. You've helped him hoist himself on his own scepter―to a catchy tune!
AFW - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Good, and timely spoof coverage on the Pope-a-dopa
Timmy - February 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. AFW - love the Pope-a-dopa comment - too funny. Wendy - and he's probably singing it in German.

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