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Song Parodies -> "She's A Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Woman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She's A Vegan"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

My love gives animals presents.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.

She won't eat anything with eyes.
She hates to see cows cry.
She is happy when she hears me say
that I will never eat meat.
She won't eat anything with eyes.
She would rather make them jail us
than spend her time plucking feathers.
She's lovin', sweet & kind.

She's a vegan who understands
harming animals should be banned.

My love gives animals presents.
I'm glad she won't eat pheasant.
Only ever has to give love
to all creatures, dumb or clever.
My love has a kind presence.
What she eats is plant food only.
In my eyes she's practically holy.
Rulin' is what she should be.

She's a vegan who understands
raising livestock's a waste of land.

She's a vegan, she's a vegan.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Ron Swanson - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
From the lost gospel of Ezekiel. Or Zebediah..."And the Lord thy God sayeth unto you, verily, I give you animals to consume quite merrily, yet sparingly. Gorge not on the oxen or the goat for it is an abomination to bloat. Eat of the animals of the leather hide or cloven hoove sparsely, allowing for a bit of parsley. Rejoice in the Porterhouse of the Lord."
Porfle Popnecker - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
"When Cows Cry" is my favorite Prince song.
Peregrin - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, I liked the parody. Some of the pacing was very good, other bits...not so. 'She won't eat anything with eyes" could so easily have been "She won't eat a thing with eyes" (for example). Apart from that, there is some of the song missing at the end. All that aside, I still thought it wasn't too bad.
vegan minstrel - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Swanson, stop praising the Lard!
Ron Swanson - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Touché veegs.

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