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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Jean and Cyclops"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Jean and Cyclops"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

It was either this or Mutant Love/Muskrat Love. I think I made the right decision.
The Ballad of Jean and Cyclops

Standing out in front of the mansion
Five teenage, emotional wrecks
The man in the chair said my name is Xavier
But you can all just call me Professor ‘X’

It’s not gonna be easy
I’m afraid I can see
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me

Training in the Danger Room complex
Assorted gadgets honing our skill
Just one blast from my eyes can take a foe by surprise
I’m sure you’ve heard that saying “If looks could kill”

It’s not gonna be easy
I’m afraid I can see
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me

On our missions versus villainous mutants
Trying to keep my head in the game
I’m thinking of Jean she is the girl of my dreams
A living doll with hair the color of flame

It’s not gonna be easy
I’m afraid I can see
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me

Saving up my money for next Saturday
Finally got myself a date with Jean
Took in a movie; ‘Irma la Dolce’
Then we headed to the Coffee Bean *wink*

Made a lightning trip to the Deathstar
On a rescue mission, in fact
Marvel girl said “I don’t want you dead”
“Now, all of you just get in the back!”

It’s not gonna be easy
I’m afraid I can see
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me

Well, to make a long story short
We married and had children too
If you think that’s the end, you don’t know us friend
Our life is one continuous zoo.

It’s not gonna be easy
I’m afraid I can see
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me
Rough waters ahead
For a mutant like me

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Matthias - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Xcellent X-Men parody! Good job in being one of the first of the bonus parodies in the project.
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job!

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