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Song Parodies -> "Carnivore Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Yer Blues"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Carnivore Blues"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

You're unhealthy, gonna die
You're unhealthy, gonna die
You're half dead already
and the reason is your diet

In the morning you wanna die
In the evening you wanna die
You're half dead already
and the reason is your diet

My mother was a carnivore
My father was a carnivore
But I am an herbivore
and it gives me so much more
I'm healthy, full of life
You know I feel so steady
Veggies are the reason why

Animal fat gave you thunder thighs
Intestinal worms make you moan
You feel so suicidal
What do you expect from licking bones
You're unhealthy, gonna die
You're half dead already
and the reason is your diet

Black stool from your behind
Foul breath round your throat
You feel so suicidal
Even hate your butter rolls
You're unhealthy, gonna die
You're half dead already
and the reason is your diet

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Carnivore - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Since most people on this planet eat meat, you are in the minority and/or 7th Day Adventist cultist courtesy of EW. Not eating meat does not make you any better than the rest of us nor promote longer living. Sorry if you have an iron deficiency too! Even Jesus ate meat as he was a Jew and observed the Festivals where meat was served. If it's good enough for the King of Kings, it's good enough for me. You really should try Kobe beef- best in the world :)
Vegan Minstrel - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
The Essene Gospel Of Peace quotes Christ as saying "The flesh of slain beasts in his body will become his own tomb. For I tell you truly, he who kills, kills himself, and whoso eats the flesh of slain beasts, eats of the body of death." It's criminal that stuff like that was kept out of the BuyBull. Christ might have been raised as a Jew but he was a revolutionary.

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