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Song Parodies -> "Caillou"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Caillou"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

Caillou, the four-year-old skinhead from the PBS children's show of the same name, is at times more annoying than Barney the Dinosaur in that he whines to a fault. It's no wonder he is the target of so many YouTube Poops. This is my second parody of a Beatles song, after I Am the Jonas.
Caillou, the whiny kid,
Is annoying in ev'ry regard.
He's whining, and it's e'er ad nauseum
As I watch him act like a retard.

Caillou, the skinhead punk,
Is from Quebec, the land of Frenchies.
He shouldn't talk his separatism sh*t
When his friends will so gladly punch me.

And whenever I should be forced, Caillou (of course),
To listen to you go whining about
Your little quips that go for hours and drain my power,
I swear I will rise and then knock you out.

Caillou, don't pain my ears;
You have troubled even the patient.
You've whined now for over 9000 years
And forced me to go through the motions.

So kick him out and bust him in--Caillou, I mean--
And tear his flesh, smoking all his muscles.
Tear out his tongue so no more is Caillou whinin',
But we must hasten or fall into tussles.

Caillou, your doom is nigh;
We'll annoy you as you've annoyed us.
We'll fight these, the Frenchies who support you;
Drowned in some Dew, you'll not enjoy us.

Tag.
Na, na, na, na na na na, na na na na, Caillou.
I wish children's programming would revert to the days of old Sesame Street and Mister Rogers' Neighbourhood.

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Old Man Ribber - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
More annoying than Barney? :D
Phil N - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
not bad
John Barry - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
What OMR said!
Just Flipp (2) - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
lol leave that cancer patient alone man nOt cool lmao
RhinosnLemurs4eva - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Such a funny song! I laughed so hard at the lyrics LOL
Gerald - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Mind if we use this in a project? It's that good.
Edward Genereux - November 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Gerald: You certainly may use it in your project. What sort of project are you working on?

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