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Song Parodies -> "Feng Shui"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Shui"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I guess I'm channelling the Beatles this week.
Feng Shui
Don't move that there
Take that love seat, and swap with that chair.
Whatever
You move inside of your house
Consult with your spouse
Will make your life better

Feng Shui
Use Roman shades
They were made to block out the weather
No limit
To how your karma will feel
When you conceal
That fabric called pleather

And if you ever get real bored,
Feng Shui
Once more.
Don't leave your dear domicile a-wanting
For well we know that life's a pool
Jump in,
It's cool.
Swim now, and forget your neighbor's taunting.

Feng Shui,
Keeps spirits high.
So toss that knick knack, you'll be alright Jack
There's never
A moment that you'll regret.
Enjoy your Malbec,
And have some cheddar.

And if in doubt, just hire Yip.
Feng Shui
Is hip.
Don't find you a wall to strike your head with.
Now move that couch out of your way
Feng Shui
Today.
Your world knows no bounds, now reach its zenith.

Feng Shui
And don't delay
For the old stuff won't make you better
Go shopping,
With credit cards and go spend
And when bills come in,
Just use your
Shredder, shredder shredder shredder shredder shredder,
Oww...
Originally appeared in The Blogging Baker. Copyright 2009 Warren Baker

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Stan Hall - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the idea. A few minor pacing quibbles to do with gramatically apt but lyrically elidable syllables, but 555 nonetheless.
Ann Hammond - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Christie Marie M - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
A clean and organized room means good luck will come to you! Feng Shui is the way to go! Here's 555's for this good karma!
Warren Baker - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan. I think I know what you're talking about with pacing. This may get a little rewrite to fix a couple of things. And Anne, thanks for the 'minor' he he's. Maybe one of these days I'll graduate to a 'major' He He. Or Ha Ha? I gotta dream...
Warren Baker - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Gracias, Christie. I'm glad you liked the 'arrangement.'
TJC - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
These fives *definitely* go here!
Fiddlegirl - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I feel so peaceful after reading this... ;)
blackjack21 - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of good subs here, where do you want me to put 'em?
Warren Baker - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Gracias! Thanks, TJC, those will look quite nice near the hassock. And Fiddlegirl, just be sure to put that pillow back...don't want to disturb the space time continuum. And Blackjack, you can put them near the fern...to the left...no, to the right...wait a minute....in front of the fern feels harmonious.

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