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Song Parodies -> "Doc Jude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Doc Jude"

Parody Written by:

Lynman

The Lyrics

50,000 needless surgeries are being performed every year but heart surgeons. Doc Jude is a conversation of doctor and patient and the patient persist that he still preferred oral medication.
Doc Jude
Lynman
All right absurd 2009

Doc Jude don’t say it’s bad
Your impression I think it’s inaccurate
Operation is not the only key
Second opinion for me is much easy

Doc Jude don’t be so mad
Pls don’t cut me so hide your scalpel
The minute you incise me and open my skin
Then you begin to make yourself better

And anytime I feel the pain Doc Jude refrain
Just offer some pills and with some water
For well you know this is still good to take it with food
This trouble will wane and I feel better

Doc Jude it’s not too late
This is my body and Ive got the money
Remember just give me something to choose
Then I will work out which one is much better

Probe me more and no pricey scan Doc Jude no scam
I know you need more surgery to perform with
Just put yourself into my shoe Doc Jude please do
The procedure you need will now rest on your shoulder

Doc Jude don’t say its bad
Pls don’t cut me so hide your scalpel
The minute you incise me and open my skin
Then you begin to make yourself better

Better better better better better better
Na na na na malala na malala na doc jude
Na na na na malala na malala na doc jude

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Mark Scotti - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Liked it a lot. Great words. 555 missed diagnosis.

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