VERSE ONE
Well she was just seventeen
At least that's how it seemed
With the internet you just can't always tell
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Cause this chick put me in jail

VERSE TWO
Well she said to me
"Come to my house and we'll see
Just what we might do
You know I'd never tell"
She wouldn't work undercover
But this chick put me in jail

CHORUS
Well my heart went boom
As I crossed that room
And I saw the guy from Dateline
And he said "Just have a seat"
But I took to my feet
And before I knew
There were cops hot on my trail
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Cause this chick put me in jail

VERSE THREE
I'm fat and fifty three
And the women just ignore me
So I thought I'd try to score some teenaged tail
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Since this chick put me in jail

CHORUS
Well my heart went boom
As I crossed that room
And I saw the guy from Dateline
Well I drove through the night
But when I got there things weren't right
And before I knew
There were cops hot on my trail
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Cause that chick put me in jail

VERSE FOUR
I sent "pics" of me
And I wrote explicitly
But when she wrote back, she just said "LOL"
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Cause this chick put me in jail

CHORUS
Well my heart went boom
As I crossed that room
And I saw the guy from Dateline
And he said "Just have a seat"
But I took to me feet
And before I knew
I was trying to make my bail
Now I'll never chat with another
Ooh
Cause that chick put me in jail
Oh, yes, that chick put me in jail