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Song Parodies -> "Mohair Sam"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mohair Sam"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he's a real mohair man
coolest guy, what is, what am
makin' gals while mohair clad...on his body

doesn't walk that fast, its true
doesn't talk in streaks of blue
women like him more than you or me

mohair sam...he's sizzlin'
and the chicks, he'll be kissin'
mohair sam
the girls...are at his command

he's as cool as he can be
vest is covered shaggily
mohair sam...makes any scene, a ball

mohair sam...so furry
takes his time...don't hurry
mohair sam
leave it all...to his fuzzy pelt
give him a hand

doesn't have a normal suit
what he wears is quite a hoot
women find him rather cute...you see

mohair sam...he's whisperin'
and those babes...will be listenin'
mohair sam
the girls...go nuts for that man

he's a real mohair man
coolest guy, what is, what am
makin' gals while mohair clad
on his body

makin' gals while mohair clad
on his body

makin' gals while mohair clad
on his body

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Paul Robinson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great "smushie", alvin. It's way 'Mo' than fair, dude...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I do not like green eggs and ham, but I do like Mohair Sams.
Adagio - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Is that mo' hair on his body or mohair on his clothes? he he cute one. 5's
Yoidy - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
One of your great fleeces, er pieces. A smooth pimpin' 555
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Now, did I vote for this one, or the other one? Confuuuused! ;-) Not really...both were wonderful. 555
alvin rhodes - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul john adagio yoidy and kristof
AFW - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Tricky ping pong doubling, here alvin..good goin'
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Meriadoc - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Was he in a hair suit or just hirsute...? :-)

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