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Song Parodies -> "Screwed If It's Hill"

Original Song Title:

"Fool on the Hill"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Screwed If It's Hill"

Parody Written by:

Parliament of Whores

The Lyrics

2008, we're screwed if it's Hill
A man's what she want to be
But she isn't that way built
Although I've never unclothed her
So can't tell if she's not a bull
Hmmm, her crotch extremely bloated

She's a dude, maybe Hill
Often wears pants round town
Got thighs larger than Ted's
Rarely seen in a gown

She's on her way, though she has vowed
To not run in two, methinks that she protesteth too loud
It seems everyone believes him
I mean her, does she try to fake
Us out so we will not notice
That she's fueling her till
Making money by mounds
She's got boatloads of bread
And she's making the rounds

Yet many people don't like him
I mean her cuz she is a shrew
She can be quite unappealing
And were screwed if it's Hill
In the next voting round
Despite what she has said
She's got pol BS down

Down and down

She never listens to them
The voters she call fools
They don't like her
But the stooge after Bill's
From corrupt clan of clowns
And if the choice is Jeb
Or Hill I'm leaving town

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Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
If Hillary's the best we can do, we'll be all right. If this is the best YOU can do, the rest of us aren't the ones with the problem.

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