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Song Parodies -> "No Reptiles"

Original Song Title:

"No Reply"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Reptiles"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

what shattered dinosaurs ?
a blazing meteor ?
no reptiles
some say it isn't true
but why then were they through ?
those lizards ?

blinded by light
blinded by light
they're nowhere to be seen
the planet's been wiped clean
erased

they later found their bones
in places they called home
there they'd lie
and though there's no more skin
they built them how they'd been
before

why did they die ?
why did they die ?
they ruled those ancient lands
way before a man
showed his face

and i'm confused...why lizard types...had died
there were more...forms of life that had survived
why did some live
while...some...said "bye" ?
clues are poor
why a state of no reptiles ?

if we had chromosomes
instead of just these bones
we'd know why
we'd know how it had been
by studying their skin
full bore

why did they die ?
why did they die ?
was this all in god's plan
before the age of man
took place ?

no reptiles
no reptiles



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John Barry - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
They're on planes.
Yet Another Dutchman - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
They're in birds.
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and dutchman
Meriadoc - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Jurassic! Triassic even! Positively Cretaceous!
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks merry (lol)
Dee Range - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, I can see you never met my ex-wife! She's the major reason it is legal to hunt crocodiles again lol.555
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks dee (lol)
Peregrin - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent ! Loved it - 5's
The Charnstar - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
WHOA! Great stuff, 5-5-5
TJC - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Great concept and funny.... By the way... I think their demise was directly related to their well documented dependance on Sony batteries
alvin rhodes - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin charnstar and TJC

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