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Song Parodies -> "Come Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Come Together"

Parody Written by:

da parish

The Lyrics

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got glowing eyeball he one tight-ass roller
He got Gravity Bongs to fit your smoking needs
But it gotta be rolled with Joker's cause I lost my J.O.B's

Got 4-gram dime bag of that Ninth Ward Torture
Rolling, Optimo greens, and then he lights that Doezha
He say "I know you, you smoke Weed!
Let me give you something so you set your mind free."
Come together right now over Weed

His bag's erupting with that home-grown Kind Root
He got High Times's Award he one smart-ass cracker
(tawkin bout) Blowing Shotguns, will have you beggin please
But you hold it in and take it though you Hack, Cough and Wheeze
Come together right now over Weed

He'll roll another that's a THC warning
Getting cotton-mouth you better, drink some water
God say "Marijuana: It grows here Naturally.
So lay off all you Narcs because it's all right with Me!"
Come Together, right now, over Weed

Come right over, right now, with some Weed

Said Come Together, right now, and smoke some weed

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Stephen Harrington - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
555, It's a high time tonight!

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