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Song Parodies -> "Dig A Shoney's"

Original Song Title:

"Dig A Pony"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dig A Shoney's"

Parody Written by:

Beatles Parody Man

The Lyrics

1..2..3 HOLD IT!
BELCH!

I...I...I...I....I dig Shoney's
Where you ate everything you want
Yes... you just ate everything you want

I...I...I....I...I want a hot dog
So I know just the place to go
Yes... you'll eat so much your knees will go
Your heart explodes

Cholestoral now 302
Have another bite and your life is screwed
Deep fried

I... I... I...I....I know what I love
And this place ain't too far
Yes, you won't be able to fit in your car

I...I...I...I...I had some macaroni
And the calories weren't too low
Yes, my ankles are about to go
And my belt broke

Cholestoral now 302
Have another bite and your life is screwed
Deep fried

(Guitar solo)

I...I...I...I..I... felt the wind broke
Yes, that's from everything I eat
Yea, now I can't even see my feet

I...I...I...I...I can't be sorry
That the seat I sat in broke
Yea, and I ate enough to fill a boat
Horizontal is how I grow

Cholestoral now 302
Have another bite and your life is screwed
Deep fried


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