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Song Parodies -> "The Civic Center's Old Farts Club Band"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Civic Center's Old Farts Club Band"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

It was forty years ago today,
Oops, I mean it was maybe yesterday.
We all started eating lunch at three.
And we all got some brand new IVs
So let me introduce to you, the
act that's been 'round eighty years,
The civic center's old farts club band.

We're the civic center's old farts club band.
We hope one of us does not croak.
The civic center's old farts club band
No, we're serious, it's not a joke.
The civic center's old, civic center's old,
The civic center's old farts club band.

It's wonderful hang here,
It's certanily a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
we'd love to take you home
with us, just after we take
our pills.

Well, I don't really wanna stop
the show, but my dentures are
getting old. (to be continued...)

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