Song Parodies -> Cow Tipper
| Original Song Title: | "Day Tripper" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cow Tipper" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Ode To West Virginia's Number One Past Time
Ain't got no reason
To go knock some cattle down
Is it cow season?
To make a milkshake at night now
I am a Cow Tipper
Bessie tipping, yeah
It took her so long to knock out
And she's knocked out
She's a big beefer
I pushed on her utters
She a big burger
Hope I don't cow squashed now
I am a Cow Tipper
Just hopped the picket fence
It took her so long to fall down
And she fell down
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Tried to lean her
She only mooed when she stands
Tried to tilt her
Literally fell in Bull Sh*t, Now
I am a Cow Tipper
I'm a rebel hick
Farmer opened his barn and found out
And threw me out
Cow Tipper, Cow Tipper, Yeah
Cow Tipper, Cow Tipper, Yeah
To go knock some cattle down
Is it cow season?
To make a milkshake at night now
I am a Cow Tipper
Bessie tipping, yeah
It took her so long to knock out
And she's knocked out
She's a big beefer
I pushed on her utters
She a big burger
Hope I don't cow squashed now
I am a Cow Tipper
Just hopped the picket fence
It took her so long to fall down
And she fell down
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Tried to lean her
She only mooed when she stands
Tried to tilt her
Literally fell in Bull Sh*t, Now
I am a Cow Tipper
I'm a rebel hick
Farmer opened his barn and found out
And threw me out
Cow Tipper, Cow Tipper, Yeah
Cow Tipper, Cow Tipper, Yeah
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That's pretty funny.
Cow-y, but I liked it too. Isn't it mandatory to eat your roadkill in West Virginia?
Of course; Roadkill is best served fresh off the grill in a nice moonshine sause.
Came across a comment by Emiloca on the boards about cow tipping and the title came to mind. I figured someone had to have thought of it before :)
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